Last night when Mike Komisarek attempted to murder two Penguins at once, it brought back memories of who else, the toughest man ever to lace up skates, Wendel Clark. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves though. Komisarek has a long way to go but through 13 periods of preseason hockey last night, the leafs had 13 fights. Not bad. Wendel routinely did that on his own during the late 80′s but I don’t judge.
Notice how Komisarek picks up Staal’s broken body from the ice and begins to start the meat grinder on his face? This is pretty vintage Clark stuff.
Mike Komisarek has yet to play a regular season game with the leafs but I like the cut of his jib. If you’re listening Mike, here are some things that will help you gain the respect of leaf fans.
- Purchase a 1980′s Pontiac. Maybe something like this:
- Then go hit something with it and keep driving. Make sure the front left quarter panel is mangled to shit. Never change the oil in it or attempt to wear a seatbelt.
- Always chew an extra thick toothpick.
- Power mullet, mandatory.
- Contact Bryan Adams and get him to write a hockey anthem for you.
- Head to toe denim, mandatory.
- Proceed to destroy opponents (looks like you’re on track in that department).
- Don’t bother with the handlebar moustache though. You’ll just look like a poser.
